C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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