Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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