I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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