okay pat passed out under dana's car
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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