Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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