Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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