So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
