Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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