Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
she peed on how many people?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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