Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
