I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She's JV to your varsity
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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