Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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