Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
