I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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