he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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