"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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