Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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