how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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