from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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