Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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