Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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