I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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