READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
