Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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