OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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