Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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