Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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