How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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