I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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