I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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