is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Michael Bay diarrhea
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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