scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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