So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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