Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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