i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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