Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
