mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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