3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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