once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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