I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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