No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
