talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just gift wrapped bread.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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