Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just want nice things and good sex
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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