...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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