he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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