Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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