I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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