I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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