Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I have fence marks all over my body
I need to align my fucking chakras
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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