Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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