is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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