I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
