I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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