I want to stick my p in your. b.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
All I want is dick and wine.
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