ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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