How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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